some things I saw today

So when I was driving over the majestic Susquehanna river into Wilkes-Barre from Kingston today, I suddenly was met by a horrifying image of a chopped up baby. And there were multiple signs! People were holding them on the sidewalk for the unsuspecting drivers going about their own business. They alternated between cut up baby with the words "Abortion" and cute little happy baby entitled "Life." Now, I respect people's right to have their say just as any other, but come on here people. No more dead babies first thing in the morning please.

I also saw one of those pick-up trucks with a confederate flag plastered across the giant back window of the cab. In Wilkes-Barre. Not even 2 hours later I saw another with a giant American flag + giant flying bald eagle proudly displayed. I hated them almost equally.

I saw a wife playfully kick her husband's shoe in the doctor's office today. You could tell they were best friends.

I saw a cute guy in the 20-items-or-less line who was struggling to hold his one item, a giant bag of dogfood. I told him he could put it in my cart to give himself a rest. We were in love for 2 whole minutes.

Then I watched a bunch of model wannabes call each other bitches on TV. And a Euromercial for Clearasil came on - no joke. These boys were not originally speaking in English. And now they were dubbed in. Clearasil couldn't afford an ad in English??

Finalmente, I just went on my MySpace and on the page was a Match.com ad "Show Me - Single Doctors in My Area" with a "doctor" guy, in fakey looking scrubs. He had some sort of stethoscope that had no bell but instead looked like it had a lightbulb filament on the end of it. Oh, he was writing down my history! And yes, trying to listen to me with his fake stethoscope. Match.com can't fool me. I know that same dude was the "Show Me Intellectual Guys In My Area" and "Show Me Single Musicians In My Area." He just had thick fake nerd glasses on in one and eyeliner in the other. Needless to say they are all very contrived.

See anything good today?